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Well, I am computer illiterate, so i scored kinda bad.., but try this lovely test to see what kind of virus you are :) Only 12 questions :) I am this :

The macro virus, bane of M$ users and sysadmins. Incedibly virulent due to poor coding. Computer virus quiz

http://bob.bob.bofh.org/~giolla/virus/ | posted by merc, 10:09 AM | 0 comments |

OMFG! Julio Iglesias is getting a brother... Oi ?! Yea...i though "Oi!?" too... Julio himself is 60...his father is 87...his fathers girlfriend is 40... OMG! You dirty old geezer! So 28 year old Enrique will be getting...an uncle...heh! Freaky freaky! First time... Oh darn, we are becoming America... Today a student shot a teacher...he shot him through the head in the school cafetaria. The teacher is however still alive, barely... The sudent is still at large... Hmmm, this is nothing compared to Columbine or the shooting in Germany, lets just hope it aint happening again... Bill forced to help... Microsoft was looking to stop support for Win98 and Win98SE on januari 16th and help for WinME on the 31st of december. Africa and Asia threatened to kick his as though so Billy decided to continue support till 2006 instead... 20% of the worlds PC's still use Win95 or Win98, so stopping the help would be silly, easpecially to the poor buggers in 3rd world countries. They said Billy boy was forcing to buy more expensive new versions, thus abusing its position in the market...heh... Hot Rods... Alberta Hot Rods from Canadania, a company that is holding a bunch of internet domains hostage, now has to give the rights to www.jrrtolkien.com back to the Tolkien family. The WIPO, an organisation that decide who holds rights to what domain, told them to hand it over. Other people that got back domains from them include Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dione, Michael Crichton and Pamela Anderson. | posted by merc, 11:02 AM | 0 comments |

And we cheat and we lie Nobody says it's wrong So we don't ask why Cause it's all just the same at the end of the day We're throwing it all away We're throwing it all away We're throwing it all away at the end of the day Killer in me... A 23 year old woman was killed today after turning down a marriage proposal. Her 10 year older boyfriend with who she had 2 children of 2 and 4 years old killed her at home and then took his own life. He had brought their children to his parents and send a text message to his friends saying goodbye. Darn, that's a confused soul. Hmmm, sad for the kids...); Beer vs Oil of Olaz... A German brewery from 1589 has developed a beer that helps against wrinkles... It contains certain minerals and vitamins that slow the aging proces of the skin. According to old old old german rules of purity, beer purity, they arent allowed to call it beer. The rules from 1516 state beer can only contain 3 things, uhm, water, yeast and uhm, the green stuff... Deadnapping Some unknown people in Argentina stole the remains of someone from a cemetery and asked a ransom for the release... Weirdo's The police found the coffin not far from the cemetery so the ransom was never paid. The deadnappers were never found... Best movie quotes ever... 6500 movies were nominated for this award. And guess who won... Nahhhh, ill just tell you... Runners up : Marlon Brando in "On The Waterfront", Michael Douglas in "Wallstreet" en Clint Eastwood in "Dirty Harry" 2nd Place : Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men" from 1992. The Quote : "You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns" 1st : Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now! from 1979. The Quote : "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Hell no boy! The much anticipated movie Hellboy will need a name change in order to be shown in Malaysia. The Malaysian authorities think the word Hell is evil and do not allow it in any media. Instead it will be called : Super Sapiens Other movies that got censored or forbidden before are : Bruce Allmighty, Daredevil which was totally forbidden cos it was thought to be a diabolical movie, and Schindlers List was also forbidden cos it was seen as Zionistic Propaganda. Sony vs Nintendo... Sony Japan announced they wont be able to make the November release for their PSP, a new handheld to compete with the GameBoy. It instead has been delayed till mid-December. It was a worldwide release date but this will probably fail aswell and become 3 seperate release dates for Japan, America and Europe. Nintendo however are well underway with their Mystery Project. It wont be a successor to the GBA or GC. And it will "enable fun and movement not seen before" I hope it wont be an Eye-Toy, cos they are kinda already invented... Rumor has it its some kind of controller, as an executive mentioned it was being tested with existing software...i hope they noticed dance-mats already exist too... We will have to wait and see till May at E3 i guess... Drip drip drip... Leaking Alpha software is the new way to hype a game it seems... After the Half-Life 2 leak, the STALKER leak and the World of Warcraft leak...when wil we see a Project2 leak....? | posted by merc, 2:41 PM | 0 comments |

There once was a monkey called Bob... ...he was the favourite monkey of Goddess Tyara..."Hey! What are you looking at ?!" ...Goddess Tyara was always very bored during DevChat...*yawn* ...so she sometimes acted like a monkey herself...*oeh oeh oeh! ah ah!* ...she also loves to eat while watching chat... ...but its not always as yummy... ...she is rather innocent though, very cute... ...too bad she hasnt mastered the English language though...it's m-e-r-c.... Did you say merc...?.... ...that's better, go on, go on....closer... Pretty... Nice skirt... For more pics (not all, no room online...) go looksie here : http://home.wanadoo.nl/sander.heijstee/Tyaracam2/ disclaimer : Tyara wasnt actually doing what you saw above, ive taken it out of context for comic purposes, my apologies if i offended either Tyara, or one of her fans, its all in good fun... | posted by merc, 4:14 PM | 0 comments |

We've hit an alltime low...kinda... The number of deaths in air traffic is on its lowest point since 1945. Just 1200 and a bit people died in civil air traffic in 2003 , so thats not counting american friendly fire... Most accidents happened in North- and South-America, and 1 out of 10 in Europe...darn we are a safe bunch... EDIT : Aircrash in Egypt, 148 dead... Bad start for 2004 then... Chicago is #1 again! #1 one when it comes to murders anyway. The 3rd city of the US had the most murders once again. But the good news is...it hasnt been this low since 1967... Oh well, Al Capone used to live in Chicago, so they are used to it i guess... How many were murdered ? Only 599...compaired to the 648 in 2002 its peanuts really... New York with nearly 3 times more inhabitants got the #2 spot with "only" 596 murders. LA had only some 500 murders, give or take a little, and they were #1 in 2002 with 658. Washington had most murders per inhabitant though, they landed themselves 247 murders, that 4,3 on every 10.000 people. That's 3 times more then LA, and 6 times more then NY...lovely people there... Stones, above and below... Asif Iran didn't have enough problems after the earthquake Alah decided to pass a kidney stone... Oi ? Well, some meteorite decided to crash in Babol in Iran yesterday. There wasnt much damage but people ran like crazy after last weeks Earthquake in another part of Iran. The impact could be felt 1 kilometer away...must have been a nasty little bugger... Clerks : Sell Out... Clerks!? Yea yea, you crazy bunch of Kevin Smith fans... On Smiths official site a test animation is available of his new Clerks series. The test isnt going to be part of thew final series but just a showcase. Its available at : http://viewaskew.com/clerkstest/clerks.html Bush-Haters Handbook... He did it again...! It's a total success in the States. Its a guide for advanced Bush haters. Newbie Bush haters are mostly bothered by his stupidity and warmongering, but there is lots more... The Handbook focusses on using facts to underbuild your hate. With the elections on November 2nd coming closer and closer the advanced haters should learn how to use facts to illustrate the hate... Not only is the Handbook a great gift for Bush Haters, but also for Bush Lovers that can perhaps be rescued from this Realm of Darkness that is Bush Loving. The Handbook starts off at the "stealing of the presidency" and continues from there to cover the full 4 year presidency of George, focussing on every aspect of his reign... For more info : www.nationbooks.org Silly Quote : [17:25] <|merc|kotor|> so talked to eoryl ? [17:25] <|merc|kotor|> :) [17:29] <|JonSnow|> oooo a teen dating show [17:30] <|merc|kotor|> no no, its for chezzie hosting, not dating [17:30] <|merc|kotor|> silly snow | posted by merc, 7:47 AM | 0 comments |

Mickey lied! No no, im not talking about Disney again... Its my other obsession...Michael Jackson :) Jim Anderson, a Santa Barabara Sherrif says the claims made by Michael that he was treated badly are all false. And he can back this up with a videotape of the arrest and an audio tape taken during the ride to the bureau. Jackson said he had been handled roughly and that his shoulder was dislocated during the arrest. Also his handcuffs hurt him and he was locked up in a filthy bathroom... The video however shows how the handcuffs were put on and how he was put in the car. The audiotape is of Jackson whistling and singing in the police car... If Jackson indeed made false allegations he will be charged with giving a false report. Max sentence all together ? Up to 24 years... Then again, i still believe hes innocent of child mollesting. Its just another kid or parents looking for a few million dollars...he should know better by now then to trust kids or parents, hes a bad parent himself, and he aint alone in that.... Sexy Sharon... Oh yes, after Basic Instinct having one of the best "sex" scenes of all time Sharon Stone now also won "Worst Sex Scene Ever" Her #1 spot is for the scene she did with Joe Pesci in "Casino". One person described it as : "Could there be a more repulsive combination than these two? It's like one of the munchkins got a shot at Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz." #2 was for Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta Jones in "Entrapment". The 40 years older Connery must have felt like Michael Douglas eh...? :) #3 was a scene from the classic movie "Last Tango in Paris" This shows Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider getting it on... Good thing that is in 1972 and not recently...have you seen the 2 now...? :S Madonna and Willem Dafoe in "Body of Evidence" missed out on the top 3, as did Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry for their scene in "Monsters Ball" Sue the Wang! Vera Wang, a fashion designer, is joining Michael Jackson... Oi ?! Wang is getting sued by 2 teens. One, Alexandra Harwin stepped on a pin in a store of Wang on Madison Avenue, it had to be sergically removed and shes been limping ever since... She came there for a prom dress and now wants 2 million in damages instead...nice! Quote of the Week : [13:33] * Aragorn has joined #faith [13:36] <|Aragorn|> what do i have to do in yawn, Tolkien and zircos quest? [13:36] <|Aragorn|> i already visited forest of elfhein.. [13:37] <|Aragorn|> anybody help pls :)? [13:37] <|PrimeCA|> dunno [13:37] <|PrimeCA|> what game are you playing? [13:38] * PrimeCA has quit IRC | posted by merc, 4:26 AM | 0 comments |