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Well, with the weekend about to come and whisk me away again into one of my great adventures, I was asked to start blogging again (heya Gauss!) and spice it up a little (Gard, Ana! Spicing things up by blogging about AO ? I think not!) So you know what ? I'll tell you about my weekend, or atleast the bits I remember... So friday was nothing special. I went to a friend of mine and we hung around a bit and watched t.v and drank a few beers. We decided to go to the local pub cos that was as far as I could drag my drunk ass without falling over...too often... Funny thing about the local pub is that it's the hangout for all the kids in town, kids meaning 14, 15 and 16 year olds mostly. So when we arrived, yup, you guessed it, there was like nobody there...strange...boring...beer... So I had me another few beers and was about to doze off when one of the friends I was with asked me if I wanted another drink, yay! more beer for knocked out merc... ;) So he arrives at the bar and, and, puts out his cigaret on a guys hand that came in just a few minutes before he went to get the drinks...then he hits him in the head... So here I am laughing my ass off while everyone and their dog (so thats like 8 people and an actual dog, no kidding) is holding back my friend cos he was about to go ape on this guy, who was like 60... So yea, friday was weird, but I was home at like 1:30, an alltime low. Saturday, oh yea saturday... So I went to a friend to sit on his couch and drink beer, oh yes, life is good. So on arriving, the hand burning old guy hitter was just walking up to the door too, we didn't mention it. We rang the doorbell, the door was opened and we made our way upstairs to the living room. What did I see ? Two 14 year old supermarket chicklets sitting stoned on my freaking beer drinking spot. What's with this crap eh ? There they were, on my spot, MY SPOT, being jailbait. Life sux. So I got drunk on a chair, yup, a wooden chair, and I kept my hands to myself, yup yup. BOOOOORINGGGGG :( The phone rang. "Hey we are at a birthday party, wanna come ?" Hell yea! So all of a sudden me, my groggy ass and my two friends were on our way to the party, leaving the two chicklets to go to the local kiddy pub. Only problem was, we were on our bikes... So you guessed it, halfway there my friend got a flat tire, suxx0rs much ? Luckily we had jut reached the top of a hill and it was all downhill from there...yes, we have hills...hehe... So we arrived at the party. From 14 year olds suddenly here I was, amongst 30 year olds... So I had a few beers, ate some stuff and talked a bit. My friend wanted to go there cos he kinda liked the birthday girl, yup, hes annoying when it comes to chicks, first 14 year olds, now 30 year olds. So ofcoarse in the end all the chicks were flirting with me, beer has that effect...on me... ;) Well, that didn't spice it up at all eh ? Yup, my basic weekend is as eventful as the faith updates. Drink beer, sit on couch, drink beer, sit on couch, drink beer, flirt with chicks...or atleast that's what the beer tells you... Boring. | posted by merc, 11:01 AM