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So i went out last night. And i had to work today...and im still awake, yay....! Went to a friends house to chill, then me and 2 other guys decided to go to a club. So anyway, many many many beers later i went to the toilet...again.... Now there is always a huge line for the toilets, it was a busy night, for a thursday, so there was a line almost all the time. The toilet has one normal sitting toilet bowl thing, and 2 hanging toilets just for peeing, or rather talking to the wall as you are watched by 3 other guys who are in front of the line... Funny thing is, when the line is 5 guys long, 4 are waiting for the normal toilet, why ? Well, that is where the drugs are used, with the cocaine that is snorted up noses in there you can buy a nice car, a very nice car.... But this story isnt about cocaine, o no, im used to that, no news there.... The story is this : I arrive at the toilet, and one of the hanging toilets is gone, broken off the wall....im like "wtf!?" So i talk to the other wall and go back for more beer. Blah blah, beer beer, merc flirting, merc striking out...again...blah blah , beer , beer....etc So i come home from work today, i got home at 5:30 and had to go to work at 8:30 still drunk as a skunk... Anyway, my dad had to leave to this club i went to, (its the club i have all my adventures....:P) to repair that freaking toilet...hes like, the handyman... He gets home tonight and asks if i know how that toilet got wrecked...i hadnt a clue, so he told me this : "A girl went to the mens room and tried going to the toilet there...the hanging toilets...." It broke off and she ended up butt nekkid on the floor with a broken off toilet and a bunch of guys looking to use some coke in the normal toilet thing watching this drunk ass silly bitch :P I mean cheesers, how drunk can you get ? Sheeeeesh.... And i missed it!? Lolz! I was busy flirting with a girl that somehow couldnt see me...strange.... *scratches head* I ended up so drunk i asked the bartender the name of the girl that works that bar on saturday, or atleast, he finally understood what i was asking after 5 times, and i forgot the name....bah! :P Oh well, going to see some big name DJ tomorrow night, backstage passes again, yay! So uhm , yea.... | posted by merc, 1:56 PM