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Sorry bout dinner... Inhabitants of a small village on the island of Fiji have held an apology ceremonie. What they apologized about ? Well, they kinda ate an English missionary. Not really the people that live there now, but rather their ancestors in 1867. They hope this will lift the curse that lay on their village, Nabutautau, ever since. The missionary, Thomas Baker, was beat to death along with 8 of his followers and eaten. Why ? Beats me! ;) His children went to Australia, and from there their decendands now return to help lift the curse. David vs Goliath... Goliath, alias Microsoft, has sued Dutch firm Microsoof. They did it because Microsoof had registered two dutch phone-numbers, for name dialing. The numbers spelled 0900-microso and 0800-microso, they are help lines for people with computer problems (microsoof is a combination of microsoft and philosopher, in dutch anyway :P) Silly Billy again, oh well, nice try, but they lost the first case and are trying again. Sex before the game... Oh yes! It really is a bad bad thing! The female soccer team of Namibia lost a game at home against South Africa with 13-0. A newspaper from South-Africa got their hands on a hotel bill which showed the women had watched 6 porn movies the night before. The coach was fired and the tv's got disabled for the return match in South-Africa... The result ? Namibia lost with 1-13 !!! Teehee! So sex is bad bad bad! Sex = -1 goal. Hmmmm, and ofcoarse the home advantage...:P Taz is dying... The Tasmanian Devil, which can only be found on the Island of Tasmania, is suffering greatly from a musterious illness which already killed half the population. It's some sort of facial cancer, and its on a rampage :S They are hoping to find a cure within a year, otherwise its the next Taz that kicks the bucket (tasmanian tigers were all shot a century ago :S) Glued... Some taxi deiver got robbed by 2 guys. They made him glue himself to the steeringwheel and took off with a few hundred euro's :P Silly people... Newtendo ? Nintendo will supposedly launch their new computer next year. It will be on show in May at the E3 show. Yea right! Heh! Will never happen, they are always late... X-men 3 and Weapon-X ? Along with X-men 3 Jackman will also feature in Wolverine, a spin-off movie from the x-men franchise. Now thats a great idea! :) I hope it will be better then the x-men stuff.... Lovely, 15 million copied DVD's being crushed in the Fillipines. Nice keeper there at the Canadanian Toronto Mapple Leafs... | posted by merc, 8:17 AM