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Well call me Dick and slap me silly... In the hope to get compassion from the people he owed money a 24 year old Tanzanian cut off his dick. He spend the millions of shillings they loaned him on hookers and alcohol instead of a business deal. Some 2 months earlier in this region a man cut of his privates cos he owed 300,000 shillings (250 euro's) that he couldnt pay back... Darn im glad people dont do that over here... With the state of our economy right now there wouldnt be a man left, just a bunch of eunnichs...:P Burglar sandwich... The inhabitants of a house in Amsterdam had a surprise waiting when they came back from a holiday. They found a dead man trapped between their house and that of the neighboors. The man, presumably a burglar had been heard 6 days earlier on the roof. As the neighboors called the police the man had vanished, so the police left. The man had most probably heard the police and on trying to run he had fallen into the 40 centimeter space between the 2 houses. He had dropped 3 floors and got stuck between the houses. During the 6 days the neighboors had heard moaning but thought it to be coming from outside somewhere. The 40 centimeter space is visible from a house across the street, but those people were on holiday too... We have that here too, the opening between houses i mean. But here we put a lid on it, silly people over there :P Imagine being trapped for days and noone can hear you....eep! We want more!!! The Chinese after having had a man go up into space want more. Plans are now underway to build the worlds largest ferris wheel. The wheel is the be 210 meter high, huge compared to the now biggest wheel, The Eye, in London which is 133 meters in diameter. Some 720 people are able to go round in the wheel at once. The wheel will cost 86 million euro and will be financed by the European company Global Investment and Banking Corporation, it should be ready in 2007, the year before the Olympics in China. The foot of the wheel will house shops, restaurants and a theater. Highest Scraper... Taiwan is now home to the worlds tallest building. This friday the builders reached the highest point, at an amazing 508 meters. The building isnt finished, it should be done next year. Its name ? The Taipeh 101, in Taipeh, the capitol of Taiwan. The building will cost 1,7 billion dollars and can withstand hurricanes and earthquakes just fine. The record however isnt theirs for long. Shanghai is expected to have their building finished in 2007, and it should be higher... The old record was held by the Petronas Twin Towers in Kuala Lumpur with 452 meters. The Taipeh 101 will have 101 floors, 5 of these will be filled with stores and restaurants. The rest of the floors will be office space for some 100.000 workers. The building also has the fastest elevator in the world. It climbs 89 floors in only 39 seconds...wow! I wonder if you can lift gravity in the thing....I wouldnt want to be in it when someone hits the break button... British (young) women drink most.... Yup yup, what we all knew has finally been made official. British women are alcoholics...:P The research was done on women between 18 and 24 years old. They drink a whopping 203 liters per year... Thats 3,5 times what Italian women drink... On second place were the German women with "only" 189 liters...and third was for Holland with 107 liters a year. Hmm, i expected less from us actually... An earlier report stated that 40% of the British men and 22% of British women drank "too much", whatever that may be....:P Too much being 2 liters of beer per day for the men, and 3/4rd of a bottle of wine for then women... Hmmm, but what if the women drank all the beer...? Kazaa is losing ground in Europe and Israel... Well, thats all really, Kazaa dropped below 50% of the market. And who are taking over ? Edonkey.... Uhm, okay...whatever... :P They are slowly taking down all the Fasttrack stuff Kazaa depends on, so i guess we will all be moving on sooner or later.... She's finally here! Mouslim Barbie! Jippyyy! :P Everybody can be a photographer these days... 2 rare Red Panda's were born recently...lets hope they have more luck then last weeks turtle... Is it just me or do they have weird election posters in switserland...are they playing neutral again ? Just filling up the donkey...
| posted by merc, 5:07 AM

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