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Minister of car-theft The former Iraqi Minister of Information Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf has been accused of car theft. Just before Bagdad was taken by the Americans he took 10 government cars from the National Museum parkinglot, at gunpoint... The Museum staff informed the police after things settled down in Bagdad. If the accusations are found to be true there will be a warrant for the arrest of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, the former Iraqi Minister of Information, or Comical Ali, as he is called by most :) He is now in the United Arabian Emirates, i wonder if there will be a bounty on his head...:P Val Kilmer the B actor... Nope, the B aint for Batman. Val was spotted at the Collectors and Celebrities Show in LA, a show for fans, collectors and b-actors and b-actresses. So what was our popular Val doing there ? Well, he was SELLING pictures and autographs!! For the small fee of $50 he will let you take his picture, or he would sign an autograph, just for you. In 2 days he got some 60-100 thousand dollars with it!! Oh uhm, and he was also promoting his new movie....uhm...Wonderland... Guess hes Val "scam artist" Kilmer now.... British schoolkids punished A headmaster of a school in Cheddar (SW-England) punished a group of kids cos they didnt wear the expensive uniform to school. He put them in a classroom together, didnt allow them to talk and shortened their time inbetween classes. So what were they wearing...? Well, instead of the 38 Euro uniform from the "official" supplier they bought the 25 Euro imitation jacket from the supermarket. Darn them, darn them to hell!!!! The parents complained to the ministry of education cos of the treatment. The headmaster states that the punishment seems to have worked, cos almost all children come to school in the "official" uniform, and he is getting a lot of compliments about the classy appearance of his students....Well jippyyyyy! Fighting Giants The dutch consumers organisation is sueing Dell. The user agreement Dell uses is full of holes making it imposible for people to get any kind of help when something is wrong with their computer. The organisation, HCC, did the same with Microsoft a few years back, discussions are still going for that... The bastards, still running their scam! Good thing i bought overpriced stuff from others...uhm...yea... Amsterdam, capitol of cheap-ass land... This monday all government employees of Amsterdam started a test to replace all Microsoft software with open-source software. This way they want to see how big the difference is in quality, speed, fragility to virusses and cost efficiency. The test will last some 6 months and will then be used to determine if Amsterdam will keep running on Microsoft products, costing some 100 million euro's for licensing, or use the free open-source "Open Office" software... And they say we are cheap...? :P Or was that jusr me...? Wait, ill ask Twilyght...;) Maxtor makes things...cheaper too Maxtor will come with a new Hard Disk system, allowing for cheapr Hard Disk. The capacity will stay the same though, so uhm, yea, thats uhm, news...kinda... I wonder why i even picked this...uhm, oh well... The idea is to store more info vertically, but capacity wont change, so uhm, why make all the research costs to make something cheaper...kinda... Weirdo's! Kill and attack! Uhm, most people hate these buggers. Take that you forking ash hole! Oh wait, this aint in anyway the opinion of DCS... Take that you fucking asshole!!!!! Oh my! Thats a big pumpkin...its 402kg and from Swiss...hmmm...Smashing Pumpkins anyone...? So that's why im straight...ewwww...and i can kick their asses too, haha! Oh look, The Hulk is a Schumacher supporter too...;) Aha! So thats why its called a header...? Weird goalie that :P Then this is a give-header ? Darn, its been a week, darn inactive merc...thats for not replying in the forums! ha! (really im just lazy...:P)
| posted by merc, 11:26 AM

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