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So there i was, riding my bike home from clubbing. Yup, thats right, i go clubbing on my bike, the chicks love it... But anyway, there i was, as always, having scored a total of 0 chicks, i had dunked a few beers and finished it all of with jus d'orange. Im a bad boy like that... As i said, i was riding my bike home, and singing. I love to sing on my bike, especially at night. When there is noone around....or so i tend to think... So i was going nuts on my bike, i usually start of with some Pearl Jam, then shift to some Smashing Pumpkins, after that i usually throw in a love song, either dutch or english. So i was screaming my guts out, i warned you i go nuts right ? And right in the middle of Plush, by the Stone Temple Pilots, surprise! Some bloke starts screaming out of his window... "Will you fuck off already you fucking bastard!!! Every freaking week you ride by here singing your fucking guts out, i will fucking kick your ugly ass next time i hear you!!!! Fucking asshole!!!" How rude is that ? I mean, it was only 5:15 in the morning, arent people even allowed to sing in the morning ? It was such a lovely morning too, dark, wet, idiot singing. Sounds like a nice morning to me... Who wouldnt want to wake up to me singing...? Well...? So now im just hoping i wont be too drunk next time and forget about the guy, cos im thinking he will be ready next time...:S It's not like im a bad singer, the opposite actually, im rather good. But when beer comes into the equation, i tend to uhm, go overboard, and thats when even cats run in fear of my uhm, lovely voice. I actually sing whenever im on a bike. Makes for some weird moments really. Ive had people request songs, grannies cheering, and the builders i pass daily have a contest, whoever guesses in advance what i'll be singing as i pass them gets to use the portable toilet first. Now thats an Era prize Terin! ;) So anyway, if for some reason im not online next saturday, you know it might just be cos ive had my ass kicked by the screaming guy...or am i the screaming guy?...uhmmmm, well, the guy anyway....
| posted by merc, 5:43 AM

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